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Dinner.
Step one: Find a piece of something dead.
Step two: Soak it in white wine for like a half hour or whatever
Step three: Stick it in a pan and cover it with honey, lemon juice and pepper. Toss a big ol’ chunk a butter in there too.
Step four: Turn up the heat and go watch youtube videos, coming back to flip it over every couple of minutes. Cut it open a little and when the inside is as brown as you want it turn off the stove.
Step five: Enjoy the best Goddamn thing you’ve eaten all week
reblogging for later reference. I do wonder if I can use non alcoholic white wine works for this since I can’t consume alcoholic stuff due to health concerns.
Alcohol acts as a meat tenderizer, but balsamic vinegar is supposed to work just as well, I just never use it.
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Guys! Guys! I voiced a thing! I was Damara!
aaAAAAAあああああああああああああああああああああ
legit best damara
THIS IS SO CUTE (and funny too remember shes just saying bunch of old memes like scalene triangle with dirk and show me the booty gimme the booty with porrim)
aw man you should have included the extra with miku that would have been tight
FUCK. SHIT.
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so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34
hes the guy we learn about in math
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LOL! “NO BITCH I’M HERE TO LICK ONE OF YOUR TITTIES” HAHAHAHA
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Wizard Of Oz,
a 100 year winter, a Giant Frozen Tin Man, a lion made of Fire, a Scarecrow that transforms into a Crow, and Dorothy with Her Trusty ToTo sword.
This is my vision of a classic tale.
I would watch/read this immediately, oh my god, I fucking love it.
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vriska I h8 you
I h8 you so muuuuuuuuch
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almost every thing…
all of them..
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